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The Mink Was Already Dead: And Other Rationalizations

The Mink Was Already Dead: And Other Rationalizations

Andy Borowitz
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A book for everyone who's ever cheated just a little bit at golf or gone to a party instead of visiting a sick friend , Rationalizations to Live By offers dozens of perfect rationalizations for behavior that ranges from the selfish, thoughtless, and irresponsible to the boorish, self-destructive, and un-p.c. A group effort by four of the funniest people writing books today, it evokes both nervous laughter and happy superiority . For
Look how long the French live.
All of this shopping is good for the economy.
This doesn't really count as sex.
I'm earning frequent-flyer miles.
Video games are good for my kid's motor skills.
Picasso didn't do his best work until he was 70.
He'll just spend it on liquor.
I only smoke at parties.
And, of course, the Everybody does it.
Language
English
Pages
1
Format
Paperback
Release
March 01, 2000
ISBN 13
9780761120230

The Mink Was Already Dead: And Other Rationalizations

Andy Borowitz
0/5 ( ratings)
A book for everyone who's ever cheated just a little bit at golf or gone to a party instead of visiting a sick friend , Rationalizations to Live By offers dozens of perfect rationalizations for behavior that ranges from the selfish, thoughtless, and irresponsible to the boorish, self-destructive, and un-p.c. A group effort by four of the funniest people writing books today, it evokes both nervous laughter and happy superiority . For
Look how long the French live.
All of this shopping is good for the economy.
This doesn't really count as sex.
I'm earning frequent-flyer miles.
Video games are good for my kid's motor skills.
Picasso didn't do his best work until he was 70.
He'll just spend it on liquor.
I only smoke at parties.
And, of course, the Everybody does it.
Language
English
Pages
1
Format
Paperback
Release
March 01, 2000
ISBN 13
9780761120230

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