For the past six Earth Standard months an inexplicable crime was being perpetrated on travelers daring to venture off the Solar System's busy spaceways. Ships taking a less-traveled route through the asteroid belt would later be found adrift in space, all passengers and crew onboard found in a coma-like sleep with their unmentionables dematerialized off their bodies. Valuables were ignored; it seemed the culprit was only after underpants, skidmarked or clean. With a humiliated Venusian royal family and an enraged Detective Inspector Don O'Rhea breathing down his neck what's Solar System President Dirk Gamahuche to do?
To the rescue comes Colonel Burt “Spurt” Jizzman, a former Space Brigade test pilot now working for System Gov as a special agent. Blond, space-tanned and handsome, with a cocksure swagger and a dazzling smile made for a recruiting poster, anyone meeting him either wound up in bed with him or wanted to punch him. Sometimes both.
Colonel Jizzman was reaching the end of a three-day orgy with the rather talented professionals at the Palace of Perversions when he was called away for a special mission. He'd never gone undercover before and assumed it must have something to do with bedsheets, perhaps as a perk of being a special agent, and his first encounter with a completely disinterested Space Police Constable M'adteats didn't do anything to change that wrongheaded notion.
Will Colonel Jizzman and Constable M'adteats stop this panty thief's reign of terror or will Spurt be too busy making ham-fisted attempts at seducing the Constable?
The Unmentionable Unknown is the first comedic installment in the new retro erotic space opera series Racy Rocket Adventures. Expect raunchy Stateroom sex, a kinky alien orgy, dirty panty fetishism and solitary vices.
For the past six Earth Standard months an inexplicable crime was being perpetrated on travelers daring to venture off the Solar System's busy spaceways. Ships taking a less-traveled route through the asteroid belt would later be found adrift in space, all passengers and crew onboard found in a coma-like sleep with their unmentionables dematerialized off their bodies. Valuables were ignored; it seemed the culprit was only after underpants, skidmarked or clean. With a humiliated Venusian royal family and an enraged Detective Inspector Don O'Rhea breathing down his neck what's Solar System President Dirk Gamahuche to do?
To the rescue comes Colonel Burt “Spurt” Jizzman, a former Space Brigade test pilot now working for System Gov as a special agent. Blond, space-tanned and handsome, with a cocksure swagger and a dazzling smile made for a recruiting poster, anyone meeting him either wound up in bed with him or wanted to punch him. Sometimes both.
Colonel Jizzman was reaching the end of a three-day orgy with the rather talented professionals at the Palace of Perversions when he was called away for a special mission. He'd never gone undercover before and assumed it must have something to do with bedsheets, perhaps as a perk of being a special agent, and his first encounter with a completely disinterested Space Police Constable M'adteats didn't do anything to change that wrongheaded notion.
Will Colonel Jizzman and Constable M'adteats stop this panty thief's reign of terror or will Spurt be too busy making ham-fisted attempts at seducing the Constable?
The Unmentionable Unknown is the first comedic installment in the new retro erotic space opera series Racy Rocket Adventures. Expect raunchy Stateroom sex, a kinky alien orgy, dirty panty fetishism and solitary vices.