Whoopie: Origins

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Long, long ago, there was a planet far away from Earth. This planet was very different from Earth, but able to sustain life. You see, the planet of Tvillingfisk was home to life forms like us humans, the only difference being that the Tvillingfiskians were aquatic based life forms. That’s right! Tvillingfisk was made of 90% water! The people of Tvillingfisk’s names were also fixed, as their first names were titles and last names being onomatopoeia, Ex: Mr. Poof

What happened to Tvillingfisk, you may ask? Well, I’ll tell you. Back in the golden era of the Universe, there appeared a prophecy. One being would singlehandedly end the dark evil inhabited on Tvillingfisk and on another world. Experts waited for such a being, reported articles on random figures to warn the coming of it.
One day, the evil grew so strong that the people began to fight back. The rebellion only started to succeed after being led by one man.
One man with a special gift from the god of the ocean, Enki. With the power to manipulate fluids with his bare fingers, Mr. Yeet served to be the most important figure in the rebellion, next to his counterparts Lady Pow and Esquire Kaboom.
Although the rebellion gained traction, Enki could not control the ocean much longer, as the evil on the planet had grown too great for even a god to control.
Long, long ago, there was a planet far away from Earth. This planet was very different from Earth, but able to sustain life. You see, the planet of Tvillingfisk was home to life forms like us humans, the only difference being that the Tvillingfiskians were aquatic based life forms. That’s right! Tvillingfisk was made of 90% water! The people of Tvillingfisk’s names were also fixed, as their first names were titles and last names being onomatopoeia, Ex: Mr. Poof

What happened to Tvillingfisk, you may ask? Well, I’ll tell you. Back in the golden era of the Universe, there appeared a prophecy. One being would singlehandedly end the dark evil inhabited on Tvillingfisk and on another world. Experts waited for such a being, reported articles on random figures to warn the coming of it.
One day, the evil grew so strong that the people began to fight back. The rebellion only started to succeed after being led by one man.
One man with a special gift from the god of the ocean, Enki. With the power to manipulate fluids with his bare fingers, Mr. Yeet served to be the most important figure in the rebellion, next to his counterparts Lady Pow and Esquire Kaboom.
Although the rebellion gained traction, Enki could not control the ocean much longer, as the evil on the planet had grown too great for even a god to control.
The Era of Pisces led by Mr. Yeet and his friends, began to prepare for the end of times on their planet. However, on another planet not so far away, another man marched to the beat of his own drum…well, kind of. The planet Earth had been absolutely ravaged over the past millennium by war and famine. A new era of the Earth had begun shortly after the biggest world countries had detonated powerful nukes against each other; a new kind of bomb, turning humans to monster-kind and killing billions. After seeing the destruction, what was left of the countries decided to dump the rest of their materials to an uncharted area, never to be used again. After years and years of time, the area began to deteriorate, the ones lucky to be alive slowly turned into monsters almost four times the normal human size. Of course, after a few hundred years, the area became livable again, only under specific circumstance. The rest of the world started to rebuild itself, new countries were founded, and weapons of mass destruction were deposited again at this area, now named “The Ice Block”. Those living there were doomed yet again to succumb to radiation poisoning and were forced to flee. The problem was the intense and bitter cold, and the irradiated snow.