Read Anywhere and on Any Device!

Subscribe to Read | $0.00

Join today and start reading your favorite books for Free!

Create Free Account

The Worst Noel: Hellish Holiday Tales

Amy Krouse Rosenthal

2.5/5 ( ratings)

Does the thought of mistletoe give you hives?
Does the sound of jingling bells
instill fear in your heart?
Do you hide under the covers from the day after
Thanksgiving till New Year's Day?
And even if you love Christmas, do the
hyperconsumerism, overindulgence, and
tinsel-covered everything make you crazy?

If you said yes to any of these questions, this is the book for you. You are not alone. Everyone has a Christmas-nightmare story to tell. Some of the best writers around have gone through some of the worst Christmases ever. Their tales of holly-draped horror are gathered here for your amusement, from NEAL POLLACK's Christmas-ham disaster to the accidental Santahood of JONI RODGERS to BINNIE KIRSHENBAUM's receiving what may be the worst gift ever given. And Stanley Bing gives us a peek at the lonely guy's Xmas feast. All this, plus many more recollections of Worst Noels past.

So pour yourself a glass of eggnog, chisel off a piece of rock-hard fruitcake, and curl up in the big comfy chair by the fireplace where the stockings have been hung with such care -- and settle in to read The Worst Noel.

Language: English

Pages: 224

Format: Hardcover

Publisher: Harper

Release: November 01, 2005

ISBN: 0060838116

ISBN 13: 9780060838119

The Worst Noel: Hellish Holiday Tales

Amy Krouse Rosenthal

2.5/5 ( ratings)

Does the thought of mistletoe give you hives?
Does the sound of jingling bells
instill fear in your heart?
Do you hide under the covers from the day after
Thanksgiving till New Year's Day?
And even if you love Christmas, do the
hyperconsumerism, overindulgence, and
tinsel-covered everything make you crazy?

If you said yes to any of these questions, this is the book for you. You are not alone. Everyone has a Christmas-nightmare story to tell. Some of the best writers around have gone through some of the worst Christmases ever. Their tales of holly-draped horror are gathered here for your amusement, from NEAL POLLACK's Christmas-ham disaster to the accidental Santahood of JONI RODGERS to BINNIE KIRSHENBAUM's receiving what may be the worst gift ever given. And Stanley Bing gives us a peek at the lonely guy's Xmas feast. All this, plus many more recollections of Worst Noels past.

So pour yourself a glass of eggnog, chisel off a piece of rock-hard fruitcake, and curl up in the big comfy chair by the fireplace where the stockings have been hung with such care -- and settle in to read The Worst Noel.

Language: English

Pages: 224

Format: Hardcover

Publisher: Harper

Release: November 01, 2005

ISBN: 0060838116

ISBN 13: 9780060838119

More books from Amy Krouse Rosenthal

Duck! Rabbit!

4.1/5 ( ratings)

Little Pea

4.2/5 ( ratings)

Exclamation Mark

4.2/5 ( ratings)

Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life

3.9/5 ( ratings)

Spoon

4.2/5 ( ratings)

Chopsticks

4.1/5 ( ratings)

I Wish You More

4.3/5 ( ratings)

Little Hoot

Textbook Amy Krouse Rosenthal

4.2/5 ( ratings)

Dear Girl,: A Celebration of Wonderful, Smart, Beautiful You!

4.5/5 ( ratings)

Rate this book!

Write a review?