You F'Coffee Sir?!!! (The Real Air Hostesses' Handbook)

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Thrilled you're here and thank you for your time!

Before we go any further may we please encourage you to "look inside" or read the free sample? Our book is very funny and dearly loved by our readers but it's true to say it's not for everyone. For the easily shocked or offended, those who adore good English and prose and lovers of a beginning, middle and end type novel, well...try before you buy is probably best.

For those who like laughing at life, you are in for a treat! £2.99 well spent!

This is The Real Air Hostesses' Handbook and is a detailed and comprehensive look at the life of Cabin Crew, as we have experienced it. So, as well as lots of funny stories about passengers and our global adventures in aviation, we also guide and advise new Crew and give great insight into what our wonderful jobs entail and how to get one of these prized positions. We boldly tell you what life is like when you don't even work on the planet and we pull no punches about the highs and lows, ups and downs and the joys and pains of caring for the travelling public.

Hope you love it x

'You F'Coffee Sir?!!!'...
Aaah, a much loved and well-used line in a highly pressured pressurised cabin! Aim that at your least favourite passenger and he won't even know he's being insulted! And so our protege's training begins!

You are about to be taken on a real mind journey more exciting and interesting than any regular flight. Our image is iconic, our job one of the best in the world for fun and good times, and no one can tell it like we can.

This is our own unique story, filled with immense detail, laugh out loud mad situations, and insider secrets. It's a modern and up to date look at the history of our profession, and life as flying best friends, and our experience as "Real Air Hostesses."

What do fun loving young women with an incredible amount of freedom get up to today? Find out with our cheeky commentary on life as we travel the globe and brace yourself for our irreverent jibes at those we encounter as we do so. Bridget Jones, we salute you, but your life is very dull compared to ours!