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JUNK

JUNK

Andrew Hilbert
3.6/5 ( ratings)
Like an ATM who just wants to be loved.

Like an episode of the Rockford Files but with a guy in a moo-moo.

Like a baaaaad trip to Taco Bell.

Like a farting house of skin and testicles.

Like legions of space ninjas encountering a truck stop full of friggin’ mean gay dudes.

Like wearing mittens but calling them gloves but secretly calling them hitman gloves.

Like your dog saving your life or eating your corpse.

Like waiting for that dreamy prom date who probably stood you up on account of the apocalypse.

Like JUNK.
Language
English
Pages
104
Format
Kindle Edition
Publisher
Lance Armstrong's Other Ball
Release
December 02, 2013

JUNK

Andrew Hilbert
3.6/5 ( ratings)
Like an ATM who just wants to be loved.

Like an episode of the Rockford Files but with a guy in a moo-moo.

Like a baaaaad trip to Taco Bell.

Like a farting house of skin and testicles.

Like legions of space ninjas encountering a truck stop full of friggin’ mean gay dudes.

Like wearing mittens but calling them gloves but secretly calling them hitman gloves.

Like your dog saving your life or eating your corpse.

Like waiting for that dreamy prom date who probably stood you up on account of the apocalypse.

Like JUNK.
Language
English
Pages
104
Format
Kindle Edition
Publisher
Lance Armstrong's Other Ball
Release
December 02, 2013

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