Bitter Fish

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Drawn into the wilderness of Southern Missouri, a man slowly slips away from society.

FROM CHAPTER 6:
...Cause it’s an election constantly going on in every chicks mind. That election happens with every interaction, every glance, wink, brief encounter. That is your campaign as you try to get yourself elected to their bed.” Robert is getting worked up. “Now you can influence the election results by buying them drinks or trying to be someone you are not cause no presidential candidate ever really shows his true self to the public. The ultimate goal is to get elected to as many beds as you can.”

“You can always buy the election.” I tell him trying to crack a joke.

“I’ve bought the election several times.” Robert says with a grin, “and let me tell you, when you buy the election the constituents don’t fawn and rave over you. Hell, they mostly lay on their backs and don’t do a damn thing except keep track of the amount of time you have left in office.”

“So what are you going to do?”

“Quit voting! I like this bar cause there aren’t any chicks in here at all. Only the waitresses and as a rule of thumb they hate everyone that ever walks into their bar.” Robert pauses to suck the last drop of beer out of his glass. As he pushes it away from him he continues, “I have tried working my magic in every way I can think of. Tried passing myself off as a nice guy, a half breed Miami spiritualist, as an intellectual, none of that worked. Now I am going back to my true self, a crazy drunken hillbilly.”

“That’s going to get you tons of chicks”

“I don’t care anymore, am tired of the game, if they can’t accept who I really am then we do not need to be together. If they expect me to wait around till they break up with their boyfriends they can go jump off a cliff. I have become omniscient with female thinking, and let me tell you there is nothing more devious or evil.”

Language: English

Pages: 92

Format: Kindle Edition

Bitter Fish

Benjamin Thomas

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