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How To Make Money With Bumper Stickers AKA How To Become A Zillionare Overnight! Or Something To That Effect... (WTF)

How To Make Money With Bumper Stickers AKA How To Become A Zillionare Overnight! Or Something To That Effect... (WTF)

Buckwheat
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WHO WANTS TO BE A HUNDREDAIRE?!

Oh wait, I think I may have accidently said the truth! Oops, a little Freudian slip!

Ok, let me try this again.

WHO WANTS TO BE A ZILLIONAIRE?!

Now I got your attention!
What you have in your hands... Well you "technically", don't really have it in your hands now do you? As this is an eBook, so "technically", you are just reading this on a screen. But for the sake of dramatic effect, lets just go with the good o'l "what you have in your hands" thingamabobber.

So for my own enjoyment, what you have in your hands may in fact be the most positively, absolutely, undeniably, and reliably stupidest eBook that you will ever read in your entire life!

The first person who tells me in a review where I stole that from gets a free box of relaxed fit depends. Because you have got to be older than Methuselah! Or, your a dork like me, and in that case you can get a free eBook of your choice from either of my 2 Author names, Dexter Poin or DeSoto.

Its time to break the mold!

This may be really asinine of me to admit this, and after you read this stupid book you may even begin to feel some pity towards me for stating this. But this stupid little eBook, other than my DeSoto books, was one of my very first that I was working on. I had this stupid thing sitting in the back of my computer just itching to be finished, and ready to show the world all of its stupidity inside of it.

But underneath all of that stupidity, there is a loud message to be heard.

Well, once again, "technically" its not being "heard" now is it? Unless you have a Kindle that reads to you, which I can't afford a Kindle! Come on, I write eBooks for crying out loud! do you think I can afford a Kindle? Maybe you can afford a Kindle. I hope so. That way you can fill it with all of my eBooks, so that I too one day can own a real Kindle, instead of these peasant cell phone apps.

How many times do you think I would have to say the word Kindle before they would send me one for free?

Kindle, Kindle, Kindle.
Nope, not yet. Maybe I will put it in bold.

Kindle, Kindle, Kindle.
Nope, still no free kindle. I know! I'll put it in orange.

Kindle, Kindle, Kindle.
Aah, the cheap bastards! Oh well, I gave it the o'l scouts effort.

So, now that I have wasted about a good 10 minutes of your day, for those of you who are crazy enough to have even read this far. Let me waste a few more minutes of your time by asking you a few simple questions?

Do you want to learn how to be a millionaire?
Do you want to learn how to get rich?
Do you want to learn how to make millions online?
Do you want to learn how to make millions anywhere?
Well your certainly not going to learn any of these things in this book. And if and when you do learn those things, please, get back to me ASAP with the details! I will give you another free eBook!

So now that we have established that this eBook is not going to help you get rich, or become a millionaire, then why on earth are you going to purchase it? I have told you that this may very well be the stupidest eBook that you have ever read in your entire life.
Language
English
Pages
152
Format
Kindle Edition
Release
February 14, 2014

How To Make Money With Bumper Stickers AKA How To Become A Zillionare Overnight! Or Something To That Effect... (WTF)

Buckwheat
0/5 ( ratings)
Read Download
WHO WANTS TO BE A HUNDREDAIRE?!

Oh wait, I think I may have accidently said the truth! Oops, a little Freudian slip!

Ok, let me try this again.

WHO WANTS TO BE A ZILLIONAIRE?!

Now I got your attention!
What you have in your hands... Well you "technically", don't really have it in your hands now do you? As this is an eBook, so "technically", you are just reading this on a screen. But for the sake of dramatic effect, lets just go with the good o'l "what you have in your hands" thingamabobber.

So for my own enjoyment, what you have in your hands may in fact be the most positively, absolutely, undeniably, and reliably stupidest eBook that you will ever read in your entire life!

The first person who tells me in a review where I stole that from gets a free box of relaxed fit depends. Because you have got to be older than Methuselah! Or, your a dork like me, and in that case you can get a free eBook of your choice from either of my 2 Author names, Dexter Poin or DeSoto.

Its time to break the mold!

This may be really asinine of me to admit this, and after you read this stupid book you may even begin to feel some pity towards me for stating this. But this stupid little eBook, other than my DeSoto books, was one of my very first that I was working on. I had this stupid thing sitting in the back of my computer just itching to be finished, and ready to show the world all of its stupidity inside of it.

But underneath all of that stupidity, there is a loud message to be heard.

Well, once again, "technically" its not being "heard" now is it? Unless you have a Kindle that reads to you, which I can't afford a Kindle! Come on, I write eBooks for crying out loud! do you think I can afford a Kindle? Maybe you can afford a Kindle. I hope so. That way you can fill it with all of my eBooks, so that I too one day can own a real Kindle, instead of these peasant cell phone apps.

How many times do you think I would have to say the word Kindle before they would send me one for free?

Kindle, Kindle, Kindle.
Nope, not yet. Maybe I will put it in bold.

Kindle, Kindle, Kindle.
Nope, still no free kindle. I know! I'll put it in orange.

Kindle, Kindle, Kindle.
Aah, the cheap bastards! Oh well, I gave it the o'l scouts effort.

So, now that I have wasted about a good 10 minutes of your day, for those of you who are crazy enough to have even read this far. Let me waste a few more minutes of your time by asking you a few simple questions?

Do you want to learn how to be a millionaire?
Do you want to learn how to get rich?
Do you want to learn how to make millions online?
Do you want to learn how to make millions anywhere?
Well your certainly not going to learn any of these things in this book. And if and when you do learn those things, please, get back to me ASAP with the details! I will give you another free eBook!

So now that we have established that this eBook is not going to help you get rich, or become a millionaire, then why on earth are you going to purchase it? I have told you that this may very well be the stupidest eBook that you have ever read in your entire life.
Language
English
Pages
152
Format
Kindle Edition
Release
February 14, 2014

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