Set in 1990's Peckham, three first person charcters tell their interwoven story:
Brian Walters - forty-five-year-old virgin; friend of Lorna's from university; office worker; overweight; gifted poet; lives in squalor in a run-down Peckham high-rise ... 'Eating is like aspirin to me' ...
Jet Robinson - fifteen; illiterate; leader of the 'Jays' who take and drive away other people's cars, nick stuff, cause aggravation - 'We ain't racist. A boots a boot. Don't matter what colour the foot is in it...innit!
Lorna Simons - fifty something; songwriter; poet; teaches at Peckham Individual Tuition Centre for kids not in school; grieving over ex-lover Tony Lode who left her a year previously; now lives alone in a large house in East Dulwich - 'Victim of the sixties, smoking the hash, dropping the acid, toting the guitar, children at my feet...'
Find out how slob, virgin, intellectual, orphan, Brian Walters ... 'of women as sexual subjects I dare not think' ... turns himself into witty, heart-throb poet, Oscar Peckham ...'the name fell round me like well-fitted, tailor-made suit' ... and gets laid by Yula, delectable gothic punk of Penge Poets ... ''they're hard to find, virgin poets' she said, 'pushing me gently onto her bed and...'
...how Jet, Brian's delinquent teenage neighbour, leader of the Brian-baiting Jays, gets haiku...
...and who abducted and murdered Jay Two, trainee psychopath, John Aristou - or did they?
How will Lorna, Jet's teacher, Brian's friend, get over Brummie trackworker and sexual gourmet, Tony Lode...or will she?
How many pentameters to Peckham Police Station?
How many palindromes to the Peregrine Arms, Penge?
...enquire within...
Set in 1990's Peckham, three first person charcters tell their interwoven story:
Brian Walters - forty-five-year-old virgin; friend of Lorna's from university; office worker; overweight; gifted poet; lives in squalor in a run-down Peckham high-rise ... 'Eating is like aspirin to me' ...
Jet Robinson - fifteen; illiterate; leader of the 'Jays' who take and drive away other people's cars, nick stuff, cause aggravation - 'We ain't racist. A boots a boot. Don't matter what colour the foot is in it...innit!
Lorna Simons - fifty something; songwriter; poet; teaches at Peckham Individual Tuition Centre for kids not in school; grieving over ex-lover Tony Lode who left her a year previously; now lives alone in a large house in East Dulwich - 'Victim of the sixties, smoking the hash, dropping the acid, toting the guitar, children at my feet...'
Find out how slob, virgin, intellectual, orphan, Brian Walters ... 'of women as sexual subjects I dare not think' ... turns himself into witty, heart-throb poet, Oscar Peckham ...'the name fell round me like well-fitted, tailor-made suit' ... and gets laid by Yula, delectable gothic punk of Penge Poets ... ''they're hard to find, virgin poets' she said, 'pushing me gently onto her bed and...'
...how Jet, Brian's delinquent teenage neighbour, leader of the Brian-baiting Jays, gets haiku...
...and who abducted and murdered Jay Two, trainee psychopath, John Aristou - or did they?
How will Lorna, Jet's teacher, Brian's friend, get over Brummie trackworker and sexual gourmet, Tony Lode...or will she?
How many pentameters to Peckham Police Station?
How many palindromes to the Peregrine Arms, Penge?
...enquire within...