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It's a Republican Life

It's a Republican Life

Neal Wooten
4/5 ( ratings)
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“It’s a Republican Life” is a 10,000 word parody of a favorite Christmas movie. Warning: You should probably only read this if you possess a hint of intelligence, a sense of humor, and an open mind .

Zachary Meadows is a typical conservative who loves Fox News and knows that George W. Bush is the best president ever and that every bad thing that happened during his administration was the result of policies created by Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton.

But on November 6th, 2012, when the country reelects a Kenyan-born Muslim Socialist, he can’t believe it. Unwilling to face four more years of the government controlling his life and taking his hard-earned money to give to people too lazy to work, Zack decides to take drastic measures.

But he instead ends up saving a strange fellow who seems to know a lot about Zack. Once he learns this guy is his guardian demon, Zack wishes that the government never existed. What follows is not only hilarious, but a testament to the true source of human rights as his wish is granted.

And remember, every time a person farts, a demon get its horns.
Language
English
Pages
32
Format
Kindle Edition

It's a Republican Life

Neal Wooten
4/5 ( ratings)
Read Download
“It’s a Republican Life” is a 10,000 word parody of a favorite Christmas movie. Warning: You should probably only read this if you possess a hint of intelligence, a sense of humor, and an open mind .

Zachary Meadows is a typical conservative who loves Fox News and knows that George W. Bush is the best president ever and that every bad thing that happened during his administration was the result of policies created by Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton.

But on November 6th, 2012, when the country reelects a Kenyan-born Muslim Socialist, he can’t believe it. Unwilling to face four more years of the government controlling his life and taking his hard-earned money to give to people too lazy to work, Zack decides to take drastic measures.

But he instead ends up saving a strange fellow who seems to know a lot about Zack. Once he learns this guy is his guardian demon, Zack wishes that the government never existed. What follows is not only hilarious, but a testament to the true source of human rights as his wish is granted.

And remember, every time a person farts, a demon get its horns.
Language
English
Pages
32
Format
Kindle Edition

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