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The Too-Bad-It's-Your-Birthday Book

The Too-Bad-It's-Your-Birthday Book

Jim Dale
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The edgy sentiments in this gift book are sure to produce guffaws at the expense of the birthday boy and perhaps serve up a little friendly revenge for barbs of birthdays past. The book includes such ribbing as: Remember when you were a kid and you hunted for fossils? Now you are one. Scientists now have a theory about why you feel bad on your birthday. You're very old. Don't get down about getting older. Some lizards live to be over 200 . Now that you're older, admit it. You watch the Weather Channel. To reinforce just how old your friend is, a "vintage" black-and-white photo accompanies each tidbit of devilish humor.
Language
English
Pages
64
Format
Hardcover
Publisher
Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release
May 04, 2001
ISBN
0740711121
ISBN 13
9780740711121

The Too-Bad-It's-Your-Birthday Book

Jim Dale
0/5 ( ratings)
Read Download
The edgy sentiments in this gift book are sure to produce guffaws at the expense of the birthday boy and perhaps serve up a little friendly revenge for barbs of birthdays past. The book includes such ribbing as: Remember when you were a kid and you hunted for fossils? Now you are one. Scientists now have a theory about why you feel bad on your birthday. You're very old. Don't get down about getting older. Some lizards live to be over 200 . Now that you're older, admit it. You watch the Weather Channel. To reinforce just how old your friend is, a "vintage" black-and-white photo accompanies each tidbit of devilish humor.
Language
English
Pages
64
Format
Hardcover
Publisher
Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release
May 04, 2001
ISBN
0740711121
ISBN 13
9780740711121

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