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Sex, Drugs and Candy Canes: The Santa Claus Story

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The true untold story of Santa Claus with all the sex, drugs, and violence Bing Crosby didn't want you to know about.

In 1964 Kris Kringle is killed by the mob for welching on a gambling debt and it's up to his estranged nephew, Santa Claus, to take over the mantle as Christmas gift giver. Content to live out his life on a government pension and a cash settlement from a bus accident, Santa has no interest in such things. But when his wife, Sasha, accidentally kills a neighbour with some questionable baked goods, forcing them on the lam, the North Pole seems as good a place as any to hide out. Those living arrangements come with a price though and now Santa and Sasha have to race the clock as they search for the magic sack, conjure the elves and track down the reindeer, while staying alive and free against mobsters, yetis, the feds and a slew of other dangers. But was it really Sasha's baking that killed their neighbour? And if not, who or what did?

Language: English

Format: Kindle Edition

Publisher: Outhouse Cartoons

Release: December 08, 2014

Sex, Drugs and Candy Canes: The Santa Claus Story

5/5 ( ratings)

The true untold story of Santa Claus with all the sex, drugs, and violence Bing Crosby didn't want you to know about.

In 1964 Kris Kringle is killed by the mob for welching on a gambling debt and it's up to his estranged nephew, Santa Claus, to take over the mantle as Christmas gift giver. Content to live out his life on a government pension and a cash settlement from a bus accident, Santa has no interest in such things. But when his wife, Sasha, accidentally kills a neighbour with some questionable baked goods, forcing them on the lam, the North Pole seems as good a place as any to hide out. Those living arrangements come with a price though and now Santa and Sasha have to race the clock as they search for the magic sack, conjure the elves and track down the reindeer, while staying alive and free against mobsters, yetis, the feds and a slew of other dangers. But was it really Sasha's baking that killed their neighbour? And if not, who or what did?

Language: English

Format: Kindle Edition

Publisher: Outhouse Cartoons

Release: December 08, 2014

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