Paw-Paw : Stories Inspired By The Greatest & Most Insane Grandfather In History

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This book is a short story collection inspired by my experiences and time spent with my Grandfather who is the craziest and most insane man I've ever known, yet a complete and total badass. My Grandfather lied about his age to fight in WWII, he then became a professional wrestler and then became a pilot. If you enjoy tales of the absurd and outlandish and love old southern culture then you'll love this book. A lot of people don't and will not understand my grandfather, but that's his allure. For as many people as he has alienated over the years, he has fascinated that many as well, if not more...

Just check out the story titles to some of the ones included in this book

- How World War II Was Won In A Hot Dog Eating Competition Between Hitler and Patton

- The Time My Grandfather Told Me A Story About WWII Involving Hulk Hogan, Midget Wrestlers and Eisenhower vs. Nazi German Shepherds

- A Plane Ride Involving Wolfman, Burt Reynolds, Elvis, A Female Sasquatch and The Magic Ring of Deviled Eggs

- My Grandfather Vs. Bigfoot

Plus Many Others....

If those titles don't make you wanna check this book out, then my grandfather will rabbit punch you in the genitals... non gender specific, of course...

The book also contains a preview of my next book ' Jimmy Corduroy : Agent for the Common Man ' which is a book that is about a sport's agent that fell on hard times and was cast out of his loved profession. So, what does he do? He claims an abandoned van on blocks, in a fast food parking lot with an Aztec mural on the side, decides to be an agent for dishwashers, cooks, grocery store attendants and other blue collar workers, all while trying to reclaim his past glory, fall in love and do battle with his arch nemesis ' Money Mitch ' who is the Nation's top sports agent and has a white cowboy hat with a talking raccoon's decapitated head on it...

Anyways, hope you enjoy the book. There was some formatting issues on the last two stories when I uploaded it, as well as the teaser for my next book... But, hey.... it's $2.99 and my first book.... So, cut me some slack... I'm a writer, not a grammar or an experienced nerdy book uploader... I think you'll enjoy it and if you don't... Well, email me at [email protected] and we can discuss it and I will send you an extra grandpa story about me and him trying to hunt down Dolly Parton so she could show me her breasts .....