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Vampire Strippers from Saturn

3.6/5 ( ratings)

Chuck Palahniuk’s Choke meets Year of the Flood by Margaret Atwood meets an episode of HBO’s old, late night series Real Sex meets the movie Death Becomes Her meets Condoleeza Rice’s collection of unflushed tampons.

Time is infinite, and so are strippers.

The beautiful and sultry Rene leads her trio of vampire strippers from Saturn to destroy Earth. Their demonic foes—the plots—have hunted them across time; Earth is the last remaining planet with sentient life in this version of the universe. Rene’s love affair with a man who is half-horse, half-boy in a future version of Earth threatens her desire to inspire the apocalypse; if the vampire strippers fail to destroy the world now, men will be nearly extinct, and women will be hunted for sport by the surviving males.

True love, time travel, bad music, shapeshifting plots, and a brooding supernatural detective named Will decide the fate of Earth in more than two realities. Can Rene prevent an apathetic future while allowing Earth to survive?

Time travel, it turns out, really isn’t all that complicated, and neither are women.

Language: English

Pages: 190

Format: Paperback

Publisher: Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing

Release: March 30, 2015

ISBN: 9780986059

ISBN 13: 9780986059483

Vampire Strippers from Saturn

3.6/5 ( ratings)

Chuck Palahniuk’s Choke meets Year of the Flood by Margaret Atwood meets an episode of HBO’s old, late night series Real Sex meets the movie Death Becomes Her meets Condoleeza Rice’s collection of unflushed tampons.

Time is infinite, and so are strippers.

The beautiful and sultry Rene leads her trio of vampire strippers from Saturn to destroy Earth. Their demonic foes—the plots—have hunted them across time; Earth is the last remaining planet with sentient life in this version of the universe. Rene’s love affair with a man who is half-horse, half-boy in a future version of Earth threatens her desire to inspire the apocalypse; if the vampire strippers fail to destroy the world now, men will be nearly extinct, and women will be hunted for sport by the surviving males.

True love, time travel, bad music, shapeshifting plots, and a brooding supernatural detective named Will decide the fate of Earth in more than two realities. Can Rene prevent an apathetic future while allowing Earth to survive?

Time travel, it turns out, really isn’t all that complicated, and neither are women.

Language: English

Pages: 190

Format: Paperback

Publisher: Perpetual Motion Machine Publishing

Release: March 30, 2015

ISBN: 9780986059

ISBN 13: 9780986059483

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