Dirty Ditties: Popular Music, Alternate Lyrics

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If you can hum the tune, we have the lyrics!
You know what it's like; you're at a party, or the bar, or going on a roadtrip, and you hear a song you like but can never quite hear what they're singing. So you just change the words to make it funny.
"Excuse me while I kiss this guy."
Yeah we know what Jimmy really said, but some darn funny lyrics can be used on just about every classic and popular song, rock, beat, hip-hop - whatever man!This volume has the following funny lyrics...- Losing My Religion - Holding My Bladder
- Just A Gigolo - Just a Gigolo/Got No Body
- The Look of Love - The Look of Lust
- 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover - 50 Ways to Spank Your Monkey
- Space Oddity - Bowel Oddity
- Don't Fear The Reaper - Don’t Fear The Reefer
- Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head - Peedrops Keep Falling on My Head
- Putting on the Ritz - Putin on the Shitz
- Puff the Magic Dragon - Poof The Tragic Drag Queen
- Smoke on the Water - Smoke in the Toilet
- Doctor Who Theme Music - Doctor Poo and the TURDIS
- Good Vibrations - Big Vibrator
- Take it Easy - Take it Sleazy
- Another Brick in the Wall - Another Prick in the Wall
- Blinded by the Light - Blinded by the Shite
- Everybody Dance Now - Everybody Jack NowWARNING! Some adult content, but mostly adolescent naughty schoolboy humor. Have fun!