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They Impale Unicorns, Don't They?

They Impale Unicorns, Don't They?

Eric McKenzie
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This is the comedy fantasy to end all comedy fantasies. Darren: a brooding dwarf with a tragic past. Rowan: a womanizing elf with a thing for mermaids. Two treasure hunters working together, they're after one thing: a comfy retirement. They stumble onto an evil wizard's plan to conquer the world. It's funny.

If you've ever played D&D on a rainy afternoon, or you wanted to be whisked away to a wild fantasy world without actually considering your chances of survival, then this is the book for you! If you hate fantasy, think everyone who reads it is a dweeb, and want to see it skewered on its own nerdy sword, then this is the book for you! Yes, we're having it both ways, just like your sister in college! Hilarity abounds in the pages of They Impale Unicorns, Don't They? Do they? Maybe. Find out! Not to mention crazy adventures, gratuitous violence, romance, gay goblins, Goth chicks, and lots of surprises, which is why we're not saying much. See for your yourself. For fans of Monty Python, Mel Brooks, Airplane!, Naked Gun, Shaun of the Dead, Family Guy, Mad Magazine, The Far Side, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Piers Anthony, and of course J. R. R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis.

This book has been cleansed of all politically incorrect material and is now safe for sensitive, easily offended readers. Oh wait. No it hasn't!
Language
English
Pages
256
Format
Kindle Edition
Release
June 16, 2015

They Impale Unicorns, Don't They?

Eric McKenzie
0/5 ( ratings)
Read Download
This is the comedy fantasy to end all comedy fantasies. Darren: a brooding dwarf with a tragic past. Rowan: a womanizing elf with a thing for mermaids. Two treasure hunters working together, they're after one thing: a comfy retirement. They stumble onto an evil wizard's plan to conquer the world. It's funny.

If you've ever played D&D on a rainy afternoon, or you wanted to be whisked away to a wild fantasy world without actually considering your chances of survival, then this is the book for you! If you hate fantasy, think everyone who reads it is a dweeb, and want to see it skewered on its own nerdy sword, then this is the book for you! Yes, we're having it both ways, just like your sister in college! Hilarity abounds in the pages of They Impale Unicorns, Don't They? Do they? Maybe. Find out! Not to mention crazy adventures, gratuitous violence, romance, gay goblins, Goth chicks, and lots of surprises, which is why we're not saying much. See for your yourself. For fans of Monty Python, Mel Brooks, Airplane!, Naked Gun, Shaun of the Dead, Family Guy, Mad Magazine, The Far Side, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Piers Anthony, and of course J. R. R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis.

This book has been cleansed of all politically incorrect material and is now safe for sensitive, easily offended readers. Oh wait. No it hasn't!
Language
English
Pages
256
Format
Kindle Edition
Release
June 16, 2015

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