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Uncle Gil & The Troll

4/5 ( ratings)

Uncle Gil is a baby who when he drinks soda, burps with the concussive force of TNT. One night he sneaks out of his crib and runs to town where he indulges his passion for junk food and soda at a fast food restaurant. The police are called and he is chased out of the establishment. Uncle Gil outruns the police cars and makes his way to a dense forest on the outskirts of town. Venturing in, he soon arrives at the cave of a fearsome troll who is delighted at a baby walking into his home. He decides he'll make a hearty stew with Uncle Gil as the main ingredient.

The troll never counted on the nuclear-belching ability of Uncle Gil!

Told from the perspective of a bedtime story, Uncle Gil & The Troll shows kids how they aren't helpless when confronted by monsters and contains the bathroom humor that they love!

Language: English

Pages: 1

Format: Kindle Edition

Uncle Gil & The Troll

4/5 ( ratings)

Uncle Gil is a baby who when he drinks soda, burps with the concussive force of TNT. One night he sneaks out of his crib and runs to town where he indulges his passion for junk food and soda at a fast food restaurant. The police are called and he is chased out of the establishment. Uncle Gil outruns the police cars and makes his way to a dense forest on the outskirts of town. Venturing in, he soon arrives at the cave of a fearsome troll who is delighted at a baby walking into his home. He decides he'll make a hearty stew with Uncle Gil as the main ingredient.

The troll never counted on the nuclear-belching ability of Uncle Gil!

Told from the perspective of a bedtime story, Uncle Gil & The Troll shows kids how they aren't helpless when confronted by monsters and contains the bathroom humor that they love!

Language: English

Pages: 1

Format: Kindle Edition

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