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An Ugly Way To Go - and other Quintessentially Quirky Tales: Comic gems with a hint of mischief

4.2/5 ( ratings)

Hilarious laugh-out-loud stories packed with gags, groans and great fun characters.
Enter the weird and wonderfully witty world of award-winning humorist Iain Pattison, and delight to these feel-good tales of madness and mayhem, each story a coffee-break delight guaranteed to banish the blues.

In this second Quintessentially Quirky collection of Iain's offbeat satires, you'll find a bus driver who emerges from a coma to find he can speak every language on the planet, a hideous man who thinks facing a firing squad will make him a babe-magnet, a disgruntled wife scheming to sacrifice her husband to a slavering zombie horde, and Little Red Riding Hood finding out that murderous grandma is more than a match for any wolf.

From the droll and slapstick to the surreal and silly, this fun compilation is guaranteed to make you smile - and demonstrates why Iain is acknowledged as a master of comedy's wickedly witty and unexpected.

And an extra treat:
We don't think movie DVDs should have the monopoly in offering bonus features, so we're delighted to include a guest story by one of Iain's favourite authors, Chloe Banks, who investigates what happens when the earth runs out of miracles in The Missing Signs and Wonders.

Language: English

Pages: 77

Format: Kindle Edition

Publisher: DoubleQ Books

Release: June 16, 2015

An Ugly Way To Go - and other Quintessentially Quirky Tales: Comic gems with a hint of mischief

4.2/5 ( ratings)

Hilarious laugh-out-loud stories packed with gags, groans and great fun characters.
Enter the weird and wonderfully witty world of award-winning humorist Iain Pattison, and delight to these feel-good tales of madness and mayhem, each story a coffee-break delight guaranteed to banish the blues.

In this second Quintessentially Quirky collection of Iain's offbeat satires, you'll find a bus driver who emerges from a coma to find he can speak every language on the planet, a hideous man who thinks facing a firing squad will make him a babe-magnet, a disgruntled wife scheming to sacrifice her husband to a slavering zombie horde, and Little Red Riding Hood finding out that murderous grandma is more than a match for any wolf.

From the droll and slapstick to the surreal and silly, this fun compilation is guaranteed to make you smile - and demonstrates why Iain is acknowledged as a master of comedy's wickedly witty and unexpected.

And an extra treat:
We don't think movie DVDs should have the monopoly in offering bonus features, so we're delighted to include a guest story by one of Iain's favourite authors, Chloe Banks, who investigates what happens when the earth runs out of miracles in The Missing Signs and Wonders.

Language: English

Pages: 77

Format: Kindle Edition

Publisher: DoubleQ Books

Release: June 16, 2015

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