Disney Bitch: Walt Disney World 2016

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Dropping f-bombs into the Wonderful World of Disney, this guide is for the female who’s not afraid of straight talk—and not afraid to be challenged to have the vacation she deserves. “But Amy,” you ask, “there are already lots of Disney guide books. How is yours different?”
Well thank you for asking even though that was actually me, and here is your answer:
First of all, Disney Bitch is different because—though it knows that many things at Disney are magical—it also knows that other things are so bewilderingly crappy, insulting or irritating that they just dare you call them out with a WTF. So it does.
Second, this book is different because it doesn’t waste your time. Each review starts with the words Do It or Screw It, then delivers either a lovingly delivered snap or a well-deserved smackdown.
Third, it’s different because it’s written by a woman and is for women. Women who might have kids or husbands or boyfriends but certainly have brains and other female body parts and don’t mind embracing them. Women who daydream about Captain Jack and Gaston and whoever that guy in Tangled was. Jesus, what a face.
Flynn. Flynn… Rider. Nice name. He-he.
Finally, I—Amy Gilmore, the author of this book, a Disney cast member and of course no that is not my real name—should tell you that this first-ever series of Disney Bitch guides includes everything that’s new at Disney World for 2016. Yeah I know, blah blah blah, all those other guides say they do that. But these Bitch guides do in a way that’s more honest, more direct, and a hell of a lot more fun.