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The Farts Awakens: A Star Wars Parody: An R-Rated, Aggressively Stupid Star Wars Parody in Script Format

The Farts Awakens: A Star Wars Parody: An R-Rated, Aggressively Stupid Star Wars Parody in Script Format

Joe Cabello
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Written in easy-to-read screenplay format, this aggressively stupid, incredibly hilarious Star Wars parody follows the adventures of Rey Toiletbowler and Finn Hardwiper as they learn to use the Farts, the mystical power of the Browneye. With the help of Handjob Solo, Princess Lay-yuh, and Jewbacca, they'll try to stop the Empooper from releasing a weapon with unimaginable smell. History:

30 years after the fall of the Galactic Empooper by the hand of the Rebel Assliance, the Empooper has regained strength, propelled by an unknown, dark power. Lead by General Fucks, their plan to dominate the galaxy is almost complete, using a new weapon, the power of which has never been seen before.

As time has passed and faded away, so have the lessons learned, and the heroics of the Rebel Assliance long ago. People have since forgotten the part that Luko Cockblocker played in defeating the evils of the Empooper. They have forgotten how he used the Farts, a binding, ubiquitous force found in the anus, to ultimately defeat Shart Vader.

The Browneye, an order of warriors who used the Farts for good, have been forgotten and relegated to legend. Nothing more than stories told to children, or printed in books meant to be read on the toilet.

There are, however, dark forces slowly gaining power, and those who have felt the farts before... will start to feel them again.
Pages
88
Format
Paperback
Publisher
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release
December 11, 2015
ISBN
151977186X
ISBN 13
9781519771865

The Farts Awakens: A Star Wars Parody: An R-Rated, Aggressively Stupid Star Wars Parody in Script Format

Joe Cabello
4.5/5 ( ratings)
Read Download
Written in easy-to-read screenplay format, this aggressively stupid, incredibly hilarious Star Wars parody follows the adventures of Rey Toiletbowler and Finn Hardwiper as they learn to use the Farts, the mystical power of the Browneye. With the help of Handjob Solo, Princess Lay-yuh, and Jewbacca, they'll try to stop the Empooper from releasing a weapon with unimaginable smell. History:

30 years after the fall of the Galactic Empooper by the hand of the Rebel Assliance, the Empooper has regained strength, propelled by an unknown, dark power. Lead by General Fucks, their plan to dominate the galaxy is almost complete, using a new weapon, the power of which has never been seen before.

As time has passed and faded away, so have the lessons learned, and the heroics of the Rebel Assliance long ago. People have since forgotten the part that Luko Cockblocker played in defeating the evils of the Empooper. They have forgotten how he used the Farts, a binding, ubiquitous force found in the anus, to ultimately defeat Shart Vader.

The Browneye, an order of warriors who used the Farts for good, have been forgotten and relegated to legend. Nothing more than stories told to children, or printed in books meant to be read on the toilet.

There are, however, dark forces slowly gaining power, and those who have felt the farts before... will start to feel them again.
Pages
88
Format
Paperback
Publisher
Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release
December 11, 2015
ISBN
151977186X
ISBN 13
9781519771865

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