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The Bikini Prophecy: A real-life romantic misadventure about love, loss, laughter ... and an unexpected date with fate.

The Bikini Prophecy: A real-life romantic misadventure about love, loss, laughter ... and an unexpected date with fate.

Matt Kyler
0/5 ( ratings)
How far would you go for love? ... Would you tempt fate?

At thirty years of age, an unemployed and relationship-weary Matt Kyler decides to abandon his long-suffering partner in search of fame, fortune and guilt-free fornication. His reward for this bastard act of selfishness is an invite to work on a hit television show.

But if fortune favours the brave then misfortune is sure to find the cowardly Kyler. And before long his perfect new life begins to unravel, taking with it his masculinity, self-confidence and good humour.

Desperate for spiritual guidance, Kyler visits a tarot card reader. But instead of finding solace, he finds disaster at every turn and is, ultimately, reminded that there are two women in his life — one of whom he must not hurt.

But which woman?

The beautiful co-worker he is convinced will lead him to a better future?
Or the past love he is so determined to run from?

In confusion, the vulnerable Kyler decides to take destiny into his own hands. Quitting his dream job, he embarks on a prophetic adventure of love through India, where he is exposed to a continent of contrasts and a collection of characters with dysfunctional lives that rival his own.

He also discovers, somewhat inconveniently, the devastating truth behind his own broken life.

The Bikini Prophecy is a hilarious, yet touching, travelogue of the heart; an unhinged misadventure about love, loss, laughter ... and an unexpected date with fate.

---::---

Written by the world's most feminine Aussie Alpha Male, this entertaining real-life romp takes readers on a grey journey—from light to dark—to a place where 'happily ever afters' aren't always neat and tidy. Unashamedly aimed at those on a path to self-discovery, 'The Bikini Prophecy' will appeal to the more cynical and jaded readers of Elizabeth Gilbert’s ‘Eat, Pray, Love'. But rabid fans of that book beware … this tale bites back.


***PLEASE NOTE: This story contains swearing and topical content that may distress some readers.***
Language
English
Pages
429
Format
Kindle Edition
Release
March 19, 2019

The Bikini Prophecy: A real-life romantic misadventure about love, loss, laughter ... and an unexpected date with fate.

Matt Kyler
0/5 ( ratings)
How far would you go for love? ... Would you tempt fate?

At thirty years of age, an unemployed and relationship-weary Matt Kyler decides to abandon his long-suffering partner in search of fame, fortune and guilt-free fornication. His reward for this bastard act of selfishness is an invite to work on a hit television show.

But if fortune favours the brave then misfortune is sure to find the cowardly Kyler. And before long his perfect new life begins to unravel, taking with it his masculinity, self-confidence and good humour.

Desperate for spiritual guidance, Kyler visits a tarot card reader. But instead of finding solace, he finds disaster at every turn and is, ultimately, reminded that there are two women in his life — one of whom he must not hurt.

But which woman?

The beautiful co-worker he is convinced will lead him to a better future?
Or the past love he is so determined to run from?

In confusion, the vulnerable Kyler decides to take destiny into his own hands. Quitting his dream job, he embarks on a prophetic adventure of love through India, where he is exposed to a continent of contrasts and a collection of characters with dysfunctional lives that rival his own.

He also discovers, somewhat inconveniently, the devastating truth behind his own broken life.

The Bikini Prophecy is a hilarious, yet touching, travelogue of the heart; an unhinged misadventure about love, loss, laughter ... and an unexpected date with fate.

---::---

Written by the world's most feminine Aussie Alpha Male, this entertaining real-life romp takes readers on a grey journey—from light to dark—to a place where 'happily ever afters' aren't always neat and tidy. Unashamedly aimed at those on a path to self-discovery, 'The Bikini Prophecy' will appeal to the more cynical and jaded readers of Elizabeth Gilbert’s ‘Eat, Pray, Love'. But rabid fans of that book beware … this tale bites back.


***PLEASE NOTE: This story contains swearing and topical content that may distress some readers.***
Language
English
Pages
429
Format
Kindle Edition
Release
March 19, 2019

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