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Christmas Emergency Questions

Richard Herring

3.7/5 ( ratings)

Would you prefer to have eyes that were literally mince pies or feet made of Quality Street ?

Does Santa’s sleigh come fitted with a toilet? Or does he just wee in his pants or down people’s chimneys?

How do you think Jesus would react if you actually did sing Hosanna to Him? What if you did it every time you saw Him? And it was the only thing you ever uttered? Do you think He would get annoyed?

How would you react if someone gave you Myrrh for Christmas? What if it wasn’t even in a bottle – they just poured it into your cupped hands?

Have you ever sat in awkward silence with the chumps that you are forced to share Christmas with? That need never happen again. Because here’s a book of Emergency Questions designed to get the conversation flowing with your friends, your family and that weird bloke your dad knows who always comes round on Boxing Day with his awkward, silent children.

Loads of them are seasonally appropriate, but a book of Emergency Questions is for life, not just for Christmas, so there’s a load more that you can use at any other time and they’re all different from the ones in the original and best-selling Emergency Questions book .

Language: English

Pages: 128

Format: Paperback

Publisher: Go Faster Stripe

Release: November 01, 2017

ISBN 13: 9780956090171

Christmas Emergency Questions

Richard Herring

3.7/5 ( ratings)

Would you prefer to have eyes that were literally mince pies or feet made of Quality Street ?

Does Santa’s sleigh come fitted with a toilet? Or does he just wee in his pants or down people’s chimneys?

How do you think Jesus would react if you actually did sing Hosanna to Him? What if you did it every time you saw Him? And it was the only thing you ever uttered? Do you think He would get annoyed?

How would you react if someone gave you Myrrh for Christmas? What if it wasn’t even in a bottle – they just poured it into your cupped hands?

Have you ever sat in awkward silence with the chumps that you are forced to share Christmas with? That need never happen again. Because here’s a book of Emergency Questions designed to get the conversation flowing with your friends, your family and that weird bloke your dad knows who always comes round on Boxing Day with his awkward, silent children.

Loads of them are seasonally appropriate, but a book of Emergency Questions is for life, not just for Christmas, so there’s a load more that you can use at any other time and they’re all different from the ones in the original and best-selling Emergency Questions book .

Language: English

Pages: 128

Format: Paperback

Publisher: Go Faster Stripe

Release: November 01, 2017

ISBN 13: 9780956090171

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