In Late 2018, I made a remarkable discovery in Ithaca, New York. I unearthed a liberal redrafting of the Constitution of the United States of America. It’s authors are unknown, but I can confirm that I found the document - which had been written in marker, on a roll of toilet paper - buried underneath an abandoned tent that was adorned with posters of numerous dictators and Katy Perry.
Out of respect to our actual Constitution, I have taken the liberty to censor the curse words that are found in this historical find. But I have preserved the remainder of the document as found. My apologies.
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25
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Kindle Edition
Release
October 29, 2018
We The Liberals: A Modern Redrafting of the Constitution of the United States of America
In Late 2018, I made a remarkable discovery in Ithaca, New York. I unearthed a liberal redrafting of the Constitution of the United States of America. It’s authors are unknown, but I can confirm that I found the document - which had been written in marker, on a roll of toilet paper - buried underneath an abandoned tent that was adorned with posters of numerous dictators and Katy Perry.
Out of respect to our actual Constitution, I have taken the liberty to censor the curse words that are found in this historical find. But I have preserved the remainder of the document as found. My apologies.