I'm not going to tell you what this short story is about because:
You won't buy this book. You will only buy some newspaper-critic-endorsed best seller about contemporary social issues or workplace grievances. You only want a book that dramatises the petty annoyances you encounter within your tired, dry non-existence, to satisfy the frenzied egoism that comes with the inertia of your very being.
I'm not going to tell you what this short story is about because:
You won't buy this book. You will only buy some newspaper-critic-endorsed best seller about contemporary social issues or workplace grievances. You only want a book that dramatises the petty annoyances you encounter within your tired, dry non-existence, to satisfy the frenzied egoism that comes with the inertia of your very being.