He’s right behind me, crashing through the jungle. He’s huge, all muscles and fangs and turquoise stripes. His sword is the size of a helicopter blade, and the bulge in his pants is almost as big!
He was supposed to be my bodyguard on this dinosaur-infested planet!
I guess he changed his mind...
I know what cavemen on this woman-less planet like to do to Earth girls: abduct and impregnate!
That’s not going to happen to me!
So I run!
Juri’ex...
I don’t like that she runs from me!
But I like watching her run. Her round behind has a fluid jiggle to it. Her sweet, alien scent perfumes the air. Even as I hunt her down, I can feel my crotch swelling uncontrollably!
I will catch her!
And then, who knows? She might like what I’m going to do...
He’s right behind me, crashing through the jungle. He’s huge, all muscles and fangs and turquoise stripes. His sword is the size of a helicopter blade, and the bulge in his pants is almost as big!
He was supposed to be my bodyguard on this dinosaur-infested planet!
I guess he changed his mind...
I know what cavemen on this woman-less planet like to do to Earth girls: abduct and impregnate!
That’s not going to happen to me!
So I run!
Juri’ex...
I don’t like that she runs from me!
But I like watching her run. Her round behind has a fluid jiggle to it. Her sweet, alien scent perfumes the air. Even as I hunt her down, I can feel my crotch swelling uncontrollably!
I will catch her!
And then, who knows? She might like what I’m going to do...