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TITLE: Go Dwarf yourselfAUTHOR(s): Martha Carr & Michael AnderleGENRE: Urban Fantasy/ComedyPAGES: 268FORMAT: E-bookIn the fantasy world, some of my favorite characters are dwarves. I know, my friends find this amusing due to the fact that I am 6’5″ tall, and when we play fantasy games I usually play a dwarf. Go figure.I came across the book Go Dwarf Yourself at the end of October. When I started reading it, I was taken right into the story: A dwarf, Johnny Walker, living in the Florida Everglade...
A new friend of the family It sounds strange to say it, but that’s exactly what I find when I read this book. Reading a collaboration from Michael and Martha is like sitting down with old friends and having them telling a story. I don’t know if I have read every book that they have produced, but I read a bunch of them, and have thoroughly enjoyed every one. Now Johnny has been introduced to the world, and I eagerly await the next book. I don’t know if the people are going to be family, but the p...
Great new fantasy series!Go Dwarf Yourself by Martha Carr and Michael Anderson is a very fun read! Not only does it have plenty of humor, action, Terrific characters, great plot, multiple creatures, magic, and talking coon hounds! The main character is a dwarf and he made collars for his black and tan coonhounds that made it so him and his dogs can understand each other! These dogs steal the spotlight! They are hilarious throughout the book!I certainly recommend this book for a fresh fantasy, a
"Maybe I need a fork.” He chuckled. “And you’ve never eaten New York pizza.” “It would seem not.” Folding his slice in half, Johnny held the fold with both hands and took a massive bite. “It keeps all the good stuff right where you want it.” “Fold the pizza.” Lisa laughed with embarrassment. “So simple.” “See? Now you’re gettin’ it. Keep it simple.” He took another massive bite and wiped the grease from his beard and mustache with an already crumpled napkin. “If I missed anything about New York,...
MacHalo Buddy Read because it was free and I've gone dwarf cray-cray. I got to wave my dwarf freak flag and had followers basking in my manic behavior expecting something wonderful ... or perhaps something bad. We got bad! It wasn't even bad/funny. It was bad/suckie bad. When I first saw Michael Anderle's name on here as co-author I figured it couldn't be all that bad, then I sat and had deep thoughts and tried to remember if I read anything good from Michael Anderle in the first place. Her...
If you like the plum lucky series, then you have a rough idea what this one is like. It's a bit of Stephanie plum, a bit of supernatural, and a whole lot of attitude. It's also a very fun read, so if you like your fantasy to have some magic, some shape shifting, some detective work, and a bit of snarky sidekick, then you've found a series that just might suit your tastes.
Loud, rambunctious, and funny, the dwarf takes no prisoners.When a retired bounty hunter level six gets visited by his old handler, he knows there is a major pile of carp to wade through coming up. But when it involves a murdered family and a kidnapped girl the same age his daughter was when she was killed? And the girl is a paranormal like him? Look out, the dwarf's coming out of retirement, and little pieces of bad guys are gonna fall everywhere, even if he is stuck with a "partner ", a half L...
Same old trope from books and TVThe trope of the cop/detective/special agent has a cold case they couldn't solve, it was personal, and the reason they quit their job. Now they are being asked to return to work on a case that is similar to the albatross hanging on their neck. I have seen TV shows and read books like this that were better or worse than this story. It is in the middle of the pack. The authors beat me over the head with the reminder that the main character, Johnny Walker, was a dwar...
Alert First, my review: “This was a fun book. I am glad that I read it. You should try it too.”Second, I am not a bot...at least I don’t think I am. Yes this is copy pasta (just learned that term, so fun!) simply because I feel like any book I read deserves acknowledgement but at the same time my feelings on reviews conflict with the normal review process.I enjoyed this book, so my goal is to promote it and help the author. If you are a potential reader, just stop reading now and take the above
Johnny WalkerThis KU library selection is the opener for the Dwarf Bounty Hunter series. Johnny Walker lives in the Everglades, retired from bounty hunting for fifteen years, when the FBI once again comes callling. A twelve year old girl has been taken, her family killed, and the bureau needs a skilled bounty hunter to get her back. Johnny relents, but with conditions. What he doesn't expect, however, is a clue to the identity of the monster who forced him in to retirement all those years ago. T...
Who reviews these books??? How does this book have a 4.38 rating? The female character (an FBI agent) just forgets she is in New York trying to save a 12 year old girl from modern day slavery to go on a Sex in the City tour???? I only got 38% of the way through this book before I had to give up. With 11 hours to go before busting into the “monsters ball” to rescue the 12 year old are the MCs making plans, studying the layout of the building, recruiting additional help? NO, THEY PLAY TOURIST. Why...
