I like my whiskey like I like my women: stretching a metaphor way too far.
A couple of years ago I screwed up so badly that everybody I remotely cared about wound up dead, nearly dead, or just plain betraying me. Some days, I?m sober enough to care.
My list of ?things I really don?t need right now? starts with a condescending octogenarian werewolf having a go at me for banging a Marchioness. As for where it ends, try the disembodied spirit of my ex-girlfriend stalking me in my dreams, a vindictive wizard-vampire from the first century on a vengeance crusade, being hired by the magical twin of my disanimated best friend and, oh yes, having to find the actual Holy Grail.
If I was a better person, I?d take this opportunity to put my life together. I?d find a way to fix everything I broke, save everybody I let down, and maybe pay a certain vampire back for leaving me to die. But I?m not a better person. I?m a hard-drinking half-faery train wreck on legs and if I hated myself less I might even say I liked it that way.
Language
English
Pages
307
Format
Kindle Edition
Release
November 12, 2020
Smoke & Ashes (Kate Kane, Paranormal Investigator #4)
I like my whiskey like I like my women: stretching a metaphor way too far.
A couple of years ago I screwed up so badly that everybody I remotely cared about wound up dead, nearly dead, or just plain betraying me. Some days, I?m sober enough to care.
My list of ?things I really don?t need right now? starts with a condescending octogenarian werewolf having a go at me for banging a Marchioness. As for where it ends, try the disembodied spirit of my ex-girlfriend stalking me in my dreams, a vindictive wizard-vampire from the first century on a vengeance crusade, being hired by the magical twin of my disanimated best friend and, oh yes, having to find the actual Holy Grail.
If I was a better person, I?d take this opportunity to put my life together. I?d find a way to fix everything I broke, save everybody I let down, and maybe pay a certain vampire back for leaving me to die. But I?m not a better person. I?m a hard-drinking half-faery train wreck on legs and if I hated myself less I might even say I liked it that way.