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X-Presidents

3.7/5 ( ratings)

For the past three years "X-Presidents" has been among the most popular cartoons in Robert Smigel's "TV Funhouse" series on Saturday Night Live. X-Presidents Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan and George Bush have used their colossal powers to conquer villains from North Korea to the planet Thraxor. Whether it's the Constitution gone mad or a giant Ted Kennedy head devouring everything in sight, our fabulous former chief executives always have an answer, as well as the requisite snappy line: Bush: "Read My Lips -- you're toast, punk!"

Reagan: "Just Say No -- to pissing me off!"

Carter: "I Have Lusted In My Heart -- to kick your ass!"

Ford: "There is no Soviet domination of Eastern Europe!"

Now in their greatest challenge yet, the X-Presidents take on a rogues gallery of evil, including Manuel Noriega , Saddam Hussein , Reptilio and the vixenous Imelda Marcos, whose breathless seduction of one X-President nearly destroys humanity. Also, look for super villain Rupert Murdoch!

Language: English

Pages: 80

Format: Paperback

Publisher: Villard

Release: October 17, 2000

ISBN: 0679783628

ISBN 13: 9780679783626

X-Presidents

3.7/5 ( ratings)

For the past three years "X-Presidents" has been among the most popular cartoons in Robert Smigel's "TV Funhouse" series on Saturday Night Live. X-Presidents Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan and George Bush have used their colossal powers to conquer villains from North Korea to the planet Thraxor. Whether it's the Constitution gone mad or a giant Ted Kennedy head devouring everything in sight, our fabulous former chief executives always have an answer, as well as the requisite snappy line: Bush: "Read My Lips -- you're toast, punk!"

Reagan: "Just Say No -- to pissing me off!"

Carter: "I Have Lusted In My Heart -- to kick your ass!"

Ford: "There is no Soviet domination of Eastern Europe!"

Now in their greatest challenge yet, the X-Presidents take on a rogues gallery of evil, including Manuel Noriega , Saddam Hussein , Reptilio and the vixenous Imelda Marcos, whose breathless seduction of one X-President nearly destroys humanity. Also, look for super villain Rupert Murdoch!

Language: English

Pages: 80

Format: Paperback

Publisher: Villard

Release: October 17, 2000

ISBN: 0679783628

ISBN 13: 9780679783626

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