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Ssenillis

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The woman was unable to leave as both of her contact lenses had fallen out at exactly the same moment, and owing to the fact that she had no arms she was unable to feel around for them in the carpet. So she had to stay the night.
Therefore hers was the voice that Desmond heard the following morning as he brushed his teeth in the bathroom. “Can you find my contact lenses?” she asked.
“Horrorrohhhorrr.” was the best reply Desmond could give as his mouth was full of toothpaste.
“What?”
“Horrhorr!” added Desmond, hoping that his lady guest would realise that now was not a good time to talk.
“You what?”
“Hurrh…” As Desmond tried to speak once again, toothpaste spewed out of his mouth and over his shirt and tie. But apart from this, his morning ablutions went very well, and Desmond found that if he walked around with his arms crossed, most of the toothpaste on his shirt could not be seen. He did not want to change his shirt as it was his best one, which was being worn especially for the interview.

Though not immediately apparent from the above, Desmond is on the search for ancient runes that will uncover the meaning of life. In tow are Wroxanne and Shane who happily contribute to Desmond's humiliation as he searches or otherwise passes the time. He doesn't find the runes.

Language: English

Pages: 85

Format: Kindle Edition

Release: July 18, 2012

Ssenillis

0/5 ( ratings)

The woman was unable to leave as both of her contact lenses had fallen out at exactly the same moment, and owing to the fact that she had no arms she was unable to feel around for them in the carpet. So she had to stay the night.
Therefore hers was the voice that Desmond heard the following morning as he brushed his teeth in the bathroom. “Can you find my contact lenses?” she asked.
“Horrorrohhhorrr.” was the best reply Desmond could give as his mouth was full of toothpaste.
“What?”
“Horrhorr!” added Desmond, hoping that his lady guest would realise that now was not a good time to talk.
“You what?”
“Hurrh…” As Desmond tried to speak once again, toothpaste spewed out of his mouth and over his shirt and tie. But apart from this, his morning ablutions went very well, and Desmond found that if he walked around with his arms crossed, most of the toothpaste on his shirt could not be seen. He did not want to change his shirt as it was his best one, which was being worn especially for the interview.

Though not immediately apparent from the above, Desmond is on the search for ancient runes that will uncover the meaning of life. In tow are Wroxanne and Shane who happily contribute to Desmond's humiliation as he searches or otherwise passes the time. He doesn't find the runes.

Language: English

Pages: 85

Format: Kindle Edition

Release: July 18, 2012

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