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The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex

The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex

Kristen Schaal
3.2/5 ( ratings)
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Welcome to The Sexy World of Sexy Sex.

Sex is the most powerful and important thing in the universe, and if you aren't instantly good at it, you probably never will be and everyone will laugh at you. This is something you should know before even attempting sex. Fortunately, you hold in your hands the ultimate guide to getting your rocks off, rigorously field tested by the authors. Every sexual technique they have tried. Every erogenous zone they have erogenated. Every STD they have suffered from - sometimes for way too long - just to see what would happen.

But beware - this sexy knowledge comes with a terrible price: After you have read this book, there is no going back. Once absorbed, the wisdom contained in The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex cannot be unlearnt. You may easily spend the rest of your life orgasming your brains out, and neglecting your friendships, your career, and every other aspect of your life that doesnt involve constant genital stimulation. To call you a mindless sex zombie would be putting it gently. But you will be completely satisfied . . . as will your legions of sexual partners. WELL, ARE YOU IN?

Comedy team and real-life couple Kristen Schaal and Rich Blomquist went to the mattress to bring a whole new brand of sex advice to the masses. In The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex, learn about SandWhispers, the world's premier erotic destination. Hear the untold story of the discovery of the female orgasm. Uncover the secret world behind the Mile High Club.

With full-color illustrated advice and information on everything from orgies , to sex toys , to masturbation , Kristen and Rich explore, celebrate, and ridicule humanity's most treasured pastime the sexy world of sexy sex.
Language
English
Pages
192
Format
Hardcover
Publisher
Chronicle Books
Release
July 28, 2010
ISBN
0811871266
ISBN 13
9780811871266

The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex

Kristen Schaal
3.2/5 ( ratings)
Read Download
Welcome to The Sexy World of Sexy Sex.

Sex is the most powerful and important thing in the universe, and if you aren't instantly good at it, you probably never will be and everyone will laugh at you. This is something you should know before even attempting sex. Fortunately, you hold in your hands the ultimate guide to getting your rocks off, rigorously field tested by the authors. Every sexual technique they have tried. Every erogenous zone they have erogenated. Every STD they have suffered from - sometimes for way too long - just to see what would happen.

But beware - this sexy knowledge comes with a terrible price: After you have read this book, there is no going back. Once absorbed, the wisdom contained in The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex cannot be unlearnt. You may easily spend the rest of your life orgasming your brains out, and neglecting your friendships, your career, and every other aspect of your life that doesnt involve constant genital stimulation. To call you a mindless sex zombie would be putting it gently. But you will be completely satisfied . . . as will your legions of sexual partners. WELL, ARE YOU IN?

Comedy team and real-life couple Kristen Schaal and Rich Blomquist went to the mattress to bring a whole new brand of sex advice to the masses. In The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex, learn about SandWhispers, the world's premier erotic destination. Hear the untold story of the discovery of the female orgasm. Uncover the secret world behind the Mile High Club.

With full-color illustrated advice and information on everything from orgies , to sex toys , to masturbation , Kristen and Rich explore, celebrate, and ridicule humanity's most treasured pastime the sexy world of sexy sex.
Language
English
Pages
192
Format
Hardcover
Publisher
Chronicle Books
Release
July 28, 2010
ISBN
0811871266
ISBN 13
9780811871266

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