Dear Applicant,
Thank you for your...er...um...Oh yes, request for information concerning the Police Academy. On behalf of myself and...uh...me, I'd like to say, well, we have a good time here, anyway. So, if you feel like coming along to meet the gang...er...I mean enrol in our sophisticated selection procedurek, then carefully go through the confidential recruitment information file I've enclosed. You will find inside my goldfish bowl...um...uh, I mean the folder, a selection of intelligence tests, stories and gossip, uh, I mean special reports on various cases and individuals, and much more, like...um, other things.
Now, all you have to do is fill in the special badge below, so that we can recognise you if you,uh, get arrested,uh,no..I mean, come down to the station to have a look around. I hope you find the information useful, and don't forget to...uh...do your laundry..um,no,I mean uphold the law and, okay, fall out, everyone!
Dear Applicant,
Thank you for your...er...um...Oh yes, request for information concerning the Police Academy. On behalf of myself and...uh...me, I'd like to say, well, we have a good time here, anyway. So, if you feel like coming along to meet the gang...er...I mean enrol in our sophisticated selection procedurek, then carefully go through the confidential recruitment information file I've enclosed. You will find inside my goldfish bowl...um...uh, I mean the folder, a selection of intelligence tests, stories and gossip, uh, I mean special reports on various cases and individuals, and much more, like...um, other things.
Now, all you have to do is fill in the special badge below, so that we can recognise you if you,uh, get arrested,uh,no..I mean, come down to the station to have a look around. I hope you find the information useful, and don't forget to...uh...do your laundry..um,no,I mean uphold the law and, okay, fall out, everyone!