“There is a tower in the heart of Pygram. An ancient place from the Fall of the Demons. This tower holds aloft the challenges of a hero and in one is a princess, held captive by a wizard, a necromancer most wicked. Save the princess and win her heart…
“But the heart of a princess will not win her kingdom in waiting. Destroy the monster which plagues her peoples and you will win the crown of a kingdom… Or something like that.” The last bit was muttered and Damn heard it not at all.
Thus is the destiny of Damn Buckaroo foretold; a man-boy of near incomparable ugliness, jaw dropping stupidity, and a penchant for reckless murder. Begging the question, will he save the world, or destroy it?
“There is a tower in the heart of Pygram. An ancient place from the Fall of the Demons. This tower holds aloft the challenges of a hero and in one is a princess, held captive by a wizard, a necromancer most wicked. Save the princess and win her heart…
“But the heart of a princess will not win her kingdom in waiting. Destroy the monster which plagues her peoples and you will win the crown of a kingdom… Or something like that.” The last bit was muttered and Damn heard it not at all.
Thus is the destiny of Damn Buckaroo foretold; a man-boy of near incomparable ugliness, jaw dropping stupidity, and a penchant for reckless murder. Begging the question, will he save the world, or destroy it?