Soulraker (The Devil's Garden, Book One 1)

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This is a book with words.
If you like books with words, good for you.
If you like books with words, demons, magic, and raging teen hormones, you should probably see a therapist.
Or read this book.

I suppose if you're the kind of person who actually needs some sort of plot description before shelling out a whole buck on a book with basket full of kittens on the cover, fine. Here you go, your highness.

Three delinquent brothers try to score with a smoking hot priestess in this start of a fantastic journey to save not only the world, but quite possibly their magically dysfunctional family, as well.
Not enough? Sheesh! What? You want the whole story on the jacket?

As is typical for this kind of tropey nonsense, the boys’ parents are seemingly simple innkeepers, but of course everyone has super awesome abilities and deep dark secrets and you know how it goes from there... father's secret past catching up to them, a quiet little community besieged by rogue magi, mega-deadly ninja warriors with swords, corrupt aristocrats, and foul beasts of the worst ilk. Yes I said "the worst ilk" and I mean it - there are no ilks worse than these.

But wait there's more - we've got your standard issue magically eccentric grandfather, an enigmatic uncle, and one peculiarly normal cousin. I'm pretty sure there's a kitchen sink somewhere in this tome. Maybe not, I wrote this a while ago. Anyhow, book one features the youngest of the three brothers, Spencer, who has to overcome his own embarrassing secret. A secret waaaaay worse than one you're thinking of, Sicko! Unfortunately, he gets more than he bargained for when he unwittingly fulfills a dark prophesy, unleashing a deadly and fearsome devil, the legendary Soulraker. Man, I hate when that happens. Just tryin' to get by and BLAMMO, major devil unleashed on the world! Talk about a sucky day.

Disclaimer: This is book one of a series. All four books were written a few years back for my kids. Purely amateur junk.
Another Disclaimer: The other three books are done, but aren't published here because thay nead a lot of edittting and Im not waysting mi precious ptime on that unless sumone complaynes as that'z how theengs get dun theeze days.
Yet another Disclaimer: No cats were harmed in the making of this book.
Disclaimer about the Disclaimers: Disclaiming things is so lame. Don't be such a milquetoast - REPUDIATE NOTHING!