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Fanny, I Think of You Often...

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Nothing is sacred. If permitted, the mind wanders free in the knowledge that anything and everything is possible. Season such a mind with a pinch of satire plus a hint of Pythonesque surrealism and the dish of 'fusion lunacy' is ready to be served. Within the pages of this deranged collection of skits you will discover how Audrey Hepburn dealt with a bout of gout; similarly what became of Marilyn Monroe's false teeth; the fate of the old grannie from Lowestoft who once upon a time inadvertently stepped upon Elvis's blue suede shoes and much, much more. Additionally, you will meet the likes of Jessica Downlow 'The Tree Hugging Suicidal Poet'; Ted Sponge 'The Pudding Basin Barber' from Stepney; Lenny Noggins 'The Lunatic Illegal Immigrant' and so many other raving nutters. Oh, I nearly forgot, for you will learn of how Supergirl self-managed her early onset menopause; the fate of Joan of Arc's hamster; Dr Gloom's head transplant; and one must never overlook The Bratwurst Sausage of Despondency. In short, the list is almost endless.So what are you waiting for? Read on...

Pages: 308

Format: Paperback

Publisher: Independently Published

Release: March 08, 2019

ISBN: 179913489X

ISBN 13: 9781799134893

Fanny, I Think of You Often...

0/5 ( ratings)

Nothing is sacred. If permitted, the mind wanders free in the knowledge that anything and everything is possible. Season such a mind with a pinch of satire plus a hint of Pythonesque surrealism and the dish of 'fusion lunacy' is ready to be served. Within the pages of this deranged collection of skits you will discover how Audrey Hepburn dealt with a bout of gout; similarly what became of Marilyn Monroe's false teeth; the fate of the old grannie from Lowestoft who once upon a time inadvertently stepped upon Elvis's blue suede shoes and much, much more. Additionally, you will meet the likes of Jessica Downlow 'The Tree Hugging Suicidal Poet'; Ted Sponge 'The Pudding Basin Barber' from Stepney; Lenny Noggins 'The Lunatic Illegal Immigrant' and so many other raving nutters. Oh, I nearly forgot, for you will learn of how Supergirl self-managed her early onset menopause; the fate of Joan of Arc's hamster; Dr Gloom's head transplant; and one must never overlook The Bratwurst Sausage of Despondency. In short, the list is almost endless.So what are you waiting for? Read on...

Pages: 308

Format: Paperback

Publisher: Independently Published

Release: March 08, 2019

ISBN: 179913489X

ISBN 13: 9781799134893

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