A humorous retelling for a different era...
Who is Phil Osafa? And who is trying to steal the legendary grindarock?
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Turning the envelope over, his hand trembling, Barry saw a wax seal bearing a coat of arms; a fox, a weasel, a vulture and a snake surrounding a large letter 'P'.
Barry Totter had never even heard of Pigsnorts when the letters started dropping on the doormat at number ninety-nine, Primrose Close. Addressed in fake octarine ink, on parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his uncles, Vermont and Patrice. Then, on Barry's eleventh birthday, a great giant of a man called Ragard Haggard bursts in with some astonishing news: Barry Totter is a wizard! And a magical liar! And he has been offered a place at Pigsnorts School of Witchcraft, Wizardry & Judicial Evasion ... an incredible adventure is about to begin!
A humorous retelling for a different era...
Who is Phil Osafa? And who is trying to steal the legendary grindarock?
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Turning the envelope over, his hand trembling, Barry saw a wax seal bearing a coat of arms; a fox, a weasel, a vulture and a snake surrounding a large letter 'P'.
Barry Totter had never even heard of Pigsnorts when the letters started dropping on the doormat at number ninety-nine, Primrose Close. Addressed in fake octarine ink, on parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his uncles, Vermont and Patrice. Then, on Barry's eleventh birthday, a great giant of a man called Ragard Haggard bursts in with some astonishing news: Barry Totter is a wizard! And a magical liar! And he has been offered a place at Pigsnorts School of Witchcraft, Wizardry & Judicial Evasion ... an incredible adventure is about to begin!