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Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments

Celia Rivenbark

3.8/5 ( ratings)

From the wickedly hilarious pen of Southern humorist Celia Rivenbark comes a collection of essays that brings to mind Dave Barry or Jeff Foxworthy .

Step into the wacky world of "womanless wedding" fund-raisers, in which Bubbas wear boas. Meet two sisters who fight rural boredom by washing Budweiser cans and cutting them into pieces to make clothing. Learn why the word snow sends any right-thinking Southerner careening to the Food Lion for extra loaves of bread and little else.

Humor columnist and slightly crazed belle-by-birth Celia Rivenbark tackles these and other lard-laden subjects in Bless Your Heart, Tramp, a hilarious look at Southern---and just plain human---foibles, up-close and personal.
So pour yourself a glass of sweet tea and curl up on the pie-azza with Bless Your Heart, Tramp.

Language: English

Pages: 220

Format: Paperback

Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin

Release: May 30, 2006

ISBN: 0312343426

ISBN 13: 9780312343422

Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments

Celia Rivenbark

3.8/5 ( ratings)

From the wickedly hilarious pen of Southern humorist Celia Rivenbark comes a collection of essays that brings to mind Dave Barry or Jeff Foxworthy .

Step into the wacky world of "womanless wedding" fund-raisers, in which Bubbas wear boas. Meet two sisters who fight rural boredom by washing Budweiser cans and cutting them into pieces to make clothing. Learn why the word snow sends any right-thinking Southerner careening to the Food Lion for extra loaves of bread and little else.

Humor columnist and slightly crazed belle-by-birth Celia Rivenbark tackles these and other lard-laden subjects in Bless Your Heart, Tramp, a hilarious look at Southern---and just plain human---foibles, up-close and personal.
So pour yourself a glass of sweet tea and curl up on the pie-azza with Bless Your Heart, Tramp.

Language: English

Pages: 220

Format: Paperback

Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin

Release: May 30, 2006

ISBN: 0312343426

ISBN 13: 9780312343422

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