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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

Celia Rivenbark

3.7/5 ( ratings)

From the author of the bestselling classics "We're Just Like You," "Only Prettier," and "Bless Your Heart, Tramp," comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate

How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life

Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering

Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?

Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time

Airlines serving up one hot mess

Action figure Jesus

Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter

And much more!

Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, "You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning "is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something. "

Language: English

Pages: 256

Format: Hardcover

Publisher: St. Martin's Press

Release: September 01, 2009

ISBN: 031236301X

ISBN 13: 9780312363017

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

Celia Rivenbark

3.7/5 ( ratings)

From the author of the bestselling classics "We're Just Like You," "Only Prettier," and "Bless Your Heart, Tramp," comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate

How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life

Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering

Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?

Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time

Airlines serving up one hot mess

Action figure Jesus

Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter

And much more!

Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, "You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning "is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something. "

Language: English

Pages: 256

Format: Hardcover

Publisher: St. Martin's Press

Release: September 01, 2009

ISBN: 031236301X

ISBN 13: 9780312363017

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