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Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom

Celia Rivenbark

3.7/5 ( ratings)

Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible
Celia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover:
* How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld
* Secrets of Celebrity Moms
* EBay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on eBay"
* Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues
* And so much more!
Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line.

Language: English

Pages: 262

Format: Hardcover

Publisher: St. Martin's Press

Release: September 05, 2006

ISBN: 0312339933

ISBN 13: 9780312339937

Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom

Celia Rivenbark

3.7/5 ( ratings)

Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible
Celia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover:
* How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld
* Secrets of Celebrity Moms
* EBay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on eBay"
* Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues
* And so much more!
Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line.

Language: English

Pages: 262

Format: Hardcover

Publisher: St. Martin's Press

Release: September 05, 2006

ISBN: 0312339933

ISBN 13: 9780312339937

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