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Night of the Living Old Farts

Timothy W. Long

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"Fast" Freddie McCallister and Jerry Winfield have been hanging out in God's waiting room for over a decade. The senior citizens pass the time by playing cards and trading insults. When the zombie apocalypse is unleashed in their assisted living facility they struggle to survive not just the threat, but a military force that can't tell the difference the residents and the zombies. The two men are joined by the ornery Ms. Cromeenes, who might put the men out of their misery before the undead complete the task. Together, the three will fight to survive the Night of the Living Old Farts.

Included with Night of the Living Old Farts are the stories: Pussy Cat 'Pocalypse, Drive Through Buggery, and Tiny Avenger.

Timothy W. Long once again brings his wit and sharp eye for satire into tales of the end of days.

Language: English

Pages: 48

Format: Kindle Edition

Release: January 30, 2015

Night of the Living Old Farts

Timothy W. Long

0/5 ( ratings)

"Fast" Freddie McCallister and Jerry Winfield have been hanging out in God's waiting room for over a decade. The senior citizens pass the time by playing cards and trading insults. When the zombie apocalypse is unleashed in their assisted living facility they struggle to survive not just the threat, but a military force that can't tell the difference the residents and the zombies. The two men are joined by the ornery Ms. Cromeenes, who might put the men out of their misery before the undead complete the task. Together, the three will fight to survive the Night of the Living Old Farts.

Included with Night of the Living Old Farts are the stories: Pussy Cat 'Pocalypse, Drive Through Buggery, and Tiny Avenger.

Timothy W. Long once again brings his wit and sharp eye for satire into tales of the end of days.

Language: English

Pages: 48

Format: Kindle Edition

Release: January 30, 2015

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