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Sometimes funny and sometimes sad at what the guy had to go through. Trying to cope with being stranded on a desert island where your only companion is a zombie is actually MUCH funnier than you'd think it would be.I guess when you're all alone you'll take your friends in any form. Very fast read. At times I thought he behaved much younger than he came off as. Unless I missed it, you're never given his age. I'd say it's somewhere between 8 and 30. Nice window. At times it's gross (seriously, it
First of all, I'd like to say I HATE ZOMBIES. They are creepy and freak me out. However, when I read the synopsis for this book I just had to read it. And I'm really glad I did. It was HILARIOUS. I still don't like Zombies, but I was happy to read something about them that was a little humorous. It ends somewhat abruptly (since the guy ran out of pages in his diary) so you're left to wonder what happens next.
Dear reader. Do not read.
This was just so much fun. Gruesome, disgusting fun.
Well, that was a wild ride! Completely bonkers, sick, gross and slightly disturbing- alright totally disturbing.
Not sure what to say about this one. It was fun. I giggled often, laughed out loud a few times. But..uhm...really gross at times. And seriously...that's the ending?
Trapped on a deserted island with only a rabid snarling zombie chick as company. The diary entries document one man's slow descent into the absurd as he struggles to survive; faced with zombies, wild animals, wild animal zombies, and pissed-off islanders. This book is a fun look at the worst desert island scenario ever imagined. The diary writer's constant snide remarks about his situation always serve to make the horrific into the comedic. Worth reading if you're a zombie fan looking for a good...
Ok, this was one of the worst books I've read in a long time. I still finished it however just because I can't leave a book unfinished.The stranded guy is a moron. And his zombie is perhaps the worst zombie I've ever come across in zombie lore. She shouldn't have been showing fear or comfort or any of that. Zombie's are supposed to be emotionless. And why for the love of god would he bring her with when he left the island?
I picked this up free for Kindle about a week ago. I read through this book nonstop. The main character is stranded on an island with a zombie girl. He becomes strangely attached and the resulting interactions between the two kept my interest all of the way through. It was funny and kinda sad at the same time. I would recommend this to just about anyone.
This book was really, REALLY terrible. I thought it might be interesting, funny even, a guy stuck on an island with a zombie. But the humor was ill place, the character unlikable and the whole book just gross.The narrator (who, I don't believe we're ever told his name) crashes to a deserted island and compares his life to that of Tom Hanks in Castaway. He finds another survivor, only she's eaten some strange berries and turned herself into a Zombie.All this I could handle. But this guy, who is i...
The Zombie Wilson Diaries plays on the castaway scenario replacing the volleyball named Wilson from the Tom Hanks film with a zombie girl who is quite a bit more animated and a whole lot more bitey than a ball with a bloody hand print for a face. Our nameless narrator begins his diary while on a business trip to the islands, which turns into a plane crash which lands him on a deserted island in the middle of the ocean with one of the other passengers, who apparently floated up to the island aliv...
I love small presses. Often times, much more so than some of the larger presses out there, the books that come out of them may not be polished or the type of thing that a normal publisher would look at twice, but there's so much heart and charm in them that it would be a tragedy if they didn't somehow find their ways into publication. Library of the Living Dead is one of those small presses, and one of its latest titles unleashed upon the public is Timothy Long's The Zombie Wilson Diaries.Our na...
Book 7 of the Ultimate Undead Collection: The Zombie Apocalypse Best Sellers Boxed Set. This one was so bad I couldn't finish it.
(Originally reviewed for buyzombie.com)It’s a Sunday morning; I’ve got the sun peeking over the mountains, a cup of coffee and a little Maroon 5 to start me up. Last night after a band jam session, I finished Timothy W Long’s The Zombie Wilson Diaries. So, let’s get to a little disclosure. I’d heard about this book for a while on the Library of the Living Dead’s forum. I had zero interest in the story. I pre-judged and decided that I wouldn’t like it. Over the weeks, I built up a very unreasonab...
Written as a journal we have the main protagonist stranded on a tropical island. Awaiting rescue he hunts for food. Builds his house and generally just tries to survive. Oh, he also has a companion so things can't be bad can they? Well unfortunately the companion is zombie. She is a pretty girl, but dead all the same and all she wants to do is eat, namely him.She'll moan and groan to get at his flesh, or anyone's flesh. Nothing is safe, not even a turtle. He could bash her brains in and bury her...
A disturbing story about one of the most ridiculous characters ever put into fiction. Ok, I laughed through my gaping mouth as I read the story of a man trapped on a mostly deserted island with a zombie woman he refused to kill. The story is written in journal form. Read along as the man tries to survive and escape the island as he fights his zombie girl, random animals, and himself.
Nothing special. Writing is not that sophisticated. Plot goes nowhere despite a few avenues of possibilities. It's a quick read that requires little thought. At times it did make me chuckle. Read this if you want something pretty mindless - but don't try to eat while you read. Some gross stuff that might turn your stomach, but nothing revolutionary.
Totally a guilty pleasure.
This book was hilarious. And just wrong on so many levels! Zombie sharks?! That got me thinking...
I enjoyed the book , both gruesome and hilarious. An excellent story, and a great parody. A breath of fresh air for those of us that enjoy dystopian horror....but need a break from the doom and gloom. I recommend this book to all readers, I love it.